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You: 19 f Cali,US
Stranger: you wake up in a dark room, you cant see anything what do you do?
You: stub ,y toe
Stranger: wat, ok, you stub your toe on a wall and feel something like a light switch, what do you do next
You: turn it on to find i had slept with Robert Pattinson. Then i kill myself.
Stranger: you kill yourself and find out there is no afterlife, story is over because your a party pooper
You: awwwwww I didnt intend on being one. I just cant stand robert pattinson. and dont get me started on stubbing my toes.
You: owch
Stranger: i dont even know who robert pattinson is, soo horrible story telling on your part
You: Edward
You: Cullen's actor
Stranger: kinda ruind my entire performance
You: i'm so sorry.
Stranger: you should be
You: be glad you dont know him
Stranger: i try hard and you just walk all over it like your better than me, like some princess or something
You: cuz i am a princess. Princess of Swiss Cheeze.
You: Damn straight.
Stranger: being princess of swiss cheeze is like being king of toilet paper, yeah your in charge of some stuff, but your still wiping up shit
You: yes, but you see your Hineyness (get it?), I get to distribute however much cheese i wish to to the world. I could have a Swiss Strike and blockade all of the swiss cheese out of my kingdom so NOBODYT will have that sharp goodness.
You: Until i deam it necessary to send it all off again.
Stranger: hmmm, i see
Stranger: but your flaw is that without swiss the world just becomes more addicted to grilled cheese with craft american singles
You: And Furthermore, since i am the Princess of Swiss Cheese, I never poop, seeing as cheese consti[ates people. yout toilet paper is of no use to me! Only tubes and mineral oil.
Stranger: aka the better cheese
You: OOOOO You are stepping on HOT COALS my King Shitsalot.
Stranger: and swiss shall never be as sharp as chedder
You: SWISS IS THE BEST NO QUESTIONES ASKED.
You: AND BESIDES.
You: My father is King Craft.
Stranger: oh please
You: He decides blockades as well. Where's your cheese now?!
Stranger: im sure you smell like guda, and your snatch blue cheese
Stranger: your hineyness
You: My Cheese is fresh and clean. Smells like Roses down there,
You: You smell of feces and urine. I will have no part in your foolishness.
Stranger: ah if only twas true and you wouldnt be trolling on omegle
You: King Fertilization
You: I didnt intend on trolling.
You: you fed the troll.
You: it grows when you feed it.
Stranger: like a chi-a pet
You: and reaks of Sharp Chedder.
You: YES.
You: so if you dont like me trolling, dont respond. I, however, am having fun.
Stranger: this conversation is so fun and hiddenly erotic that i want to end it early so i am not dissapointed
You: awwww why?
You:
You: you make my Cheese shrivel.
Stranger: hush, i know, my sweet pepper jack
You:
Shriveled cheese is not fun cheese
You: Dont leave me, my Plush Double Padded King of Paper!
Stranger: but atlast how long can cheese jokes last, maybe as long as parmesan ages but not longer
You: blue cheese ripens with age
You: so can our jokes
Stranger: and hopefully we make little motzarella sticks someday but our day is not today
Stranger: well seriously a great conversation and i wish i could find people like you in real life
You: 19 f Cali,US
Stranger: you wake up in a dark room, you cant see anything what do you do?
You: stub ,y toe
Stranger: wat, ok, you stub your toe on a wall and feel something like a light switch, what do you do next
You: turn it on to find i had slept with Robert Pattinson. Then i kill myself.
Stranger: you kill yourself and find out there is no afterlife, story is over because your a party pooper
You: awwwwww I didnt intend on being one. I just cant stand robert pattinson. and dont get me started on stubbing my toes.
You: owch
Stranger: i dont even know who robert pattinson is, soo horrible story telling on your part
You: Edward
You: Cullen's actor
Stranger: kinda ruind my entire performance
You: i'm so sorry.
Stranger: you should be
You: be glad you dont know him
Stranger: i try hard and you just walk all over it like your better than me, like some princess or something
You: cuz i am a princess. Princess of Swiss Cheeze.
You: Damn straight.
Stranger: being princess of swiss cheeze is like being king of toilet paper, yeah your in charge of some stuff, but your still wiping up shit
You: yes, but you see your Hineyness (get it?), I get to distribute however much cheese i wish to to the world. I could have a Swiss Strike and blockade all of the swiss cheese out of my kingdom so NOBODYT will have that sharp goodness.
You: Until i deam it necessary to send it all off again.
Stranger: hmmm, i see
Stranger: but your flaw is that without swiss the world just becomes more addicted to grilled cheese with craft american singles
You: And Furthermore, since i am the Princess of Swiss Cheese, I never poop, seeing as cheese consti[ates people. yout toilet paper is of no use to me! Only tubes and mineral oil.
Stranger: aka the better cheese
You: OOOOO You are stepping on HOT COALS my King Shitsalot.
Stranger: and swiss shall never be as sharp as chedder
You: SWISS IS THE BEST NO QUESTIONES ASKED.
You: AND BESIDES.
You: My father is King Craft.
Stranger: oh please
You: He decides blockades as well. Where's your cheese now?!
Stranger: im sure you smell like guda, and your snatch blue cheese
Stranger: your hineyness
You: My Cheese is fresh and clean. Smells like Roses down there,
You: You smell of feces and urine. I will have no part in your foolishness.
Stranger: ah if only twas true and you wouldnt be trolling on omegle
You: King Fertilization
You: I didnt intend on trolling.
You: you fed the troll.
You: it grows when you feed it.
Stranger: like a chi-a pet
You: and reaks of Sharp Chedder.
You: YES.
You: so if you dont like me trolling, dont respond. I, however, am having fun.
Stranger: this conversation is so fun and hiddenly erotic that i want to end it early so i am not dissapointed
You: awwww why?
You:
You: you make my Cheese shrivel.
Stranger: hush, i know, my sweet pepper jack
You:
Shriveled cheese is not fun cheese
You: Dont leave me, my Plush Double Padded King of Paper!
Stranger: but atlast how long can cheese jokes last, maybe as long as parmesan ages but not longer
You: blue cheese ripens with age
You: so can our jokes
Stranger: and hopefully we make little motzarella sticks someday but our day is not today
Stranger: well seriously a great conversation and i wish i could find people like you in real life
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i wish i had been there for that. but this made me laugh very much