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Awesome Omegle Conversation

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: 19 f Cali,US

Stranger: you wake up in a dark room, you cant see anything what do you do?

You: stub ,y toe

Stranger: wat, ok, you stub your toe on a wall and feel something like a light switch, what do you do next

You: turn it on to find i had slept with Robert Pattinson. Then i kill myself.

Stranger: you kill yourself and find out there is no afterlife, story is over because your a party pooper

You: awwwwww :( I didnt intend on being one. I just cant stand robert pattinson. and dont get me started on stubbing my toes.

You: owch

Stranger: i dont even know who robert pattinson is, soo horrible story telling on your part

You: Edward

You: Cullen's actor

Stranger: kinda ruind my entire performance

You: i'm so sorry.

Stranger: you should be

You: be glad you dont know him

Stranger: i try hard and you just walk all over it like your better than me, like some princess or something

You: cuz i am a princess. Princess of Swiss Cheeze.

You: Damn straight.

Stranger: being princess of swiss cheeze is like being king of toilet paper, yeah your in charge of some stuff, but your still wiping up shit

You: yes, but you see your Hineyness (get it?), I get to distribute however much cheese i wish to to the world. I could have a Swiss Strike and blockade all of the swiss cheese out of my kingdom so NOBODYT will have that sharp goodness.

You: Until i deam it necessary to send it all off again.

Stranger: hmmm, i see

Stranger: but your flaw is that without swiss the world just becomes more addicted to grilled cheese with craft american singles

You: And Furthermore, since i am the Princess of Swiss Cheese, I never poop, seeing as cheese consti[ates people. yout toilet paper is of no use to me! Only tubes and mineral oil.

Stranger: aka the better cheese

You: OOOOO You are stepping on HOT COALS my King Shitsalot.

Stranger: and swiss shall never be as sharp as chedder

You: SWISS IS THE BEST NO QUESTIONES ASKED.

You: AND BESIDES.

You: My father is King Craft.

Stranger: oh please

You: He decides blockades as well. Where's your cheese now?!

Stranger: im sure you smell like guda, and your snatch blue cheese

Stranger: your hineyness

You: My Cheese is fresh and clean. Smells like Roses down there,

You: You smell of feces and urine. I will have no part in your foolishness.

Stranger: ah if only twas true and you wouldnt be trolling on omegle

You: King Fertilization

You: I didnt intend on trolling.

You: you fed the troll.

You: it grows when you feed it.

Stranger: like a chi-a pet

You: and reaks of Sharp Chedder.

You: YES.

You: so if you dont like me trolling, dont respond. I, however, am having fun.

Stranger: this conversation is so fun and hiddenly erotic that i want to end it early so i am not dissapointed

You: awwww why?

You: :(

You: you make my Cheese shrivel.

Stranger: hush, i know, my sweet pepper jack

You:
Shriveled cheese is not fun cheese

You: Dont leave me, my Plush Double Padded King of Paper!

Stranger: but atlast how long can cheese jokes last, maybe as long as parmesan ages but not longer

You: blue cheese ripens with age

You: so can our jokes

Stranger: and hopefully we make little motzarella sticks someday but our day is not today

Stranger: well seriously a great conversation and i wish i could find people like you in real life
The most awesome conversation ever on Omegle.
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TheShadowfang's avatar
i wish i had been there for that. but this made me laugh very much